
Part 2: Defrosting a Samsung IceMax Icemaker
The nitty-gritty of de-icing a concrete block of ice designed by an imbecile and rendering my expensive, new fridge unable to make crushed or cubed ice […]
The nitty-gritty of de-icing a concrete block of ice designed by an imbecile and rendering my expensive, new fridge unable to make crushed or cubed ice […]
Have you ever wondered what happens in historic neighborhoods? Well, they make crazy an art form. […]
Just how awful was 8th grade French class? Remember the cutest, coolest guy in the class and think of the worst thing to ask him … […]
“No more penises!” I yelled at the teenagers. They rolled their eyes, of course, and kept on with their little tubes of icing. “These are going to priests and rabbis,” I said, waving my arms and splattering red and green ribbons of sugar and lard through the air to smack and stick on kitchen cabinets. […]
AN EXCERPT from a short story published in the anthology, Robot Hearts. (A woman performs the Heimlich Maneuver and goes out on a date with the man she saved.) This month has been hard. My clients are doing the usual two-week ramp up before the Christmas holidays. They talk about their parties, hangovers, family brouhahas, […]