Guns and Gardens (Gardens hold our Hearts – Pt 2)
Have you ever wondered what happens in historic neighborhoods? Well, they make crazy an art form. […]
Category: funny
Valentine's Day – To Sit or Not
Just how awful was 8th grade French class? Remember the cutest, coolest guy in the class and think of the worst thing to ask him … […]
Cookies for Everyone
“No more penises!” I yelled at the teenagers. They rolled their eyes, of course, and kept on with their little tubes of icing. “These are going to priests and rabbis,” I said, waving my arms and splattering red and green ribbons of sugar and lard through the air to smack and stick on kitchen cabinets. […]
The Pickle Story
AN EXCERPT from a short story published in the anthology, Robot Hearts. (A woman performs the Heimlich Maneuver and goes out on a date with the man she saved.) This month has been hard. My clients are doing the usual two-week ramp up before the Christmas holidays. They talk about their parties, hangovers, family brouhahas, […]
Travel by Dali
All this talk about airports has fired up my neurons. Many of my memories ping pong around the surreal experiences I have had traveling. Like being stuck at Charles De Gaulle airport in Paris. Munching on my third super croissant. Flaky, buttery, quintessentially French. Slightly panicked by the blaring French announcement possibly saying, “Trudi, this […]